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A blonde sees a guy and tells him T.G.I.F
The guy then says S.H.I.T.
The blondes confused says again T.G.I.F
The guy says S.H.I.T.
The blonde then tells him
Thank
God
Its
Friday
The man replies
Sorry
Honey
Its
Thursday
Top 3 blonde inventions
1. Waterproof towel
2. A book on how to learn to read
3. A solar powered flashlight
A driver sees a blonde driving crazy on the road
so he stops her
He aasks whats wrong
she replies theres a freakin tree in fromt of me
he goes mam thats your air freshner
HAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL ALMOST FELL OUT OF THE CHAIR!!!
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