Help me with a witty yet friendly verse for wedding novelty…?
HI,
I’m planning to have a box of soft slipper ‘flip-flops’ (or ‘thongs’ you might call them’) in the ladies bathroom at my wedding reception as a novelty gift for the women to wear during the night when/if their feet get tired and sore from the high heeled shoes… I know i’ll be needing them!! ☺
Can anybody think of something I can put on a card to put with the box to tell people what they are for and to help themselves? Something like:
“If you’ve been kicking up your heels and now your tired feet could use a rest, please join the bride and help yourself to a comfy pair of flip-flops and dance the night away!”
Something funny, or witty, or just more eloquent than that would be great!
Thanks guys..
(And yes, for those that worry about my guest’s safety, they will be non-slip rubber soled! lol)
I don’t know about witty or eloquent – but at least it rhymes…sort of. lol
First one:
The night is long, your feet are sore
But sweet relief is near
So don this gift, with thanks from us
And dance with no more tears.
Second one:
While ‘comfotable’ stiletto’s, are often wedding day attire
We’d rather have you comfortable, than sport blisters of fire
So for your tired but fashionable feet, we have supplied what’s best
The very thing the bride herself, is hiding beneath her dress
OK, so I’m no rhyming genius -but hey -shoot me!
I think this is a really wonderful, unique idea!
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