Are these signs that I drink too much?
10 – You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping with your Ford pickup.
9 – Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a safe distance as you blew out your birthday candles.
8 – Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday.
7 – Boris Yeltsin called personally to ask you to slow down on the Stoli.
6 – For some reason, there’s salt on the rim of your basketball goal.
5 – For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could’ve bought the automobile.
4 – You’re now the proud inventor of the “Slim Jim”: Ultra Slim-Fast shakes made with Jim Beam.
3 – Absolut wants to run an ad featuring a picture of your liver in the shape of a bottle.
2 – Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, “Hey, it’s Vomit Man!”
1 – You’re now sober enough to realize “Drink Canada Dry” is a slogan and not a personal challenge.
Happy Beer Wednesday!
I don’t see a problem at all.
You left out having the beer store calling you asking to bring back your empties because the breweries are short.
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